Status Updates From Walden

No offense to Thoreau but I feel like this whole “you don’t need coffee” thing comes from someone who’s had a lot of full nights sleeps. And I know coffee doesn’t actually give you energy and all but still I feel like it’s easy for someone to say they don’t need coffee when they’ve had many consecutive full nights of sleep.

While I approximate Thoreau I don’t think I could give up coffee entirely.