Status Updates From Femme Fatale (Hard Bodies, #1)

The guy had all the finesse of a goat. She writhed on top of him, doing her best stripper imitation. Blake had better fuck her until she couldn’t see straight after this.

“I have a feeling I’m never going to be able to say no to you.”
“Just the way I like my men. Hot, hard, and willing.”

“Where did you get so good at romance?” she murmured up at him.

“I like women.You’re endlessly fascinating creatures. I suppose it started with studying my sisters and listening to them gripe about their boyfriends. I have three older sisters.”

“Close the door behind you. If I don’t miss my guess, it’s going to get loud soon, and we don’t want to scare the neighbors.”
“Loud?” she echoed.
He smiled widely. “You strike me as a screamer. Shall we find out?”

In his experience, there was nothing on earth more dangerous than a horny, pissed-off female of the human species.

It's finally over! Worst book I've read in awhile.

Wait, does Blake realize she was assaulted or not? These two make no sense.

uh, Jeremy isn't in on their stunt. he knows Blake's name and that he's a Marine. duh.

...and it just gets stupider

one unsexy sec scene

God this is laaaaame..

Fun so far - the story is just zipping along.

Blake was perfect <3

She said whaaaaat?! Damn I knew I liked this girl.