Status Updates From Purple Hyacinth

i'm addicted

it's so fucking good

Mentally berating myself for starting an unfinished series... Idk what to do with my life after that cliffhanger 😩😩

[EP 158]

This episode was SOUL-SHATTERING. Kiki's been through hell and back. 🥺🥺

[EP 136]

"It's about God damn time."

In a minute imma need a sentimental
man or woman to pump me up💃🕺💃🕺

[EP 101]

HE CALLED HER "LOVE!" I REPEAT: HE CALLED HER "LOVEEEEE" (Aaron Warner flashbacks) 💕💕💕

[EP 97]

"Do i really look like a guy with a plan?"
Kieran stop being relatable 🥲
(Creds: ☆rmi ☆ on webtoon)

[EP 94]

I love them so much it's almost not healthy

This episode did weird tingly things to my poor heart 🥴🥴

The uncle is drawn way too shady for me to not find him shady I mean he's literally in shade.
(Comment by rosiebirdty that cracked me up 😆)

[EP 47]

"You know, it's never too late to change vocations. You'd make a hell of a criminal if you wanted."
"Coming from the greatest assassin in the city, I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared."
"Is that praise, perchance? My, my, officer, my heart is all aflutter."
"I'd be happy to stop it for you."
🥵🥵🥵

[EP 19]

"Mr. Butler!"
"My lady..."
"My soles were weeping at the thought of never being rubbed with brussel sprouts scented cream again!"
"I will never abandon your feet, my graceful lady!"

Don't ask me what this is about—trust me, you don't wanna know 😮‍💨

[EP 18]

EP 13...
Why get a man that sends you love letters when you can get a man that sends you evidence for your case? 😍
(Comment by Briar_Rose which I found appropriately amusing)