Status Updates From Hatchet

pretty good book, sometimes the writing was like. ok? but it could also be the narration. very nostalgic book for me, and it’s just funny and cute to think about little allie reading it lol. also i definitely wouldn’t have survived

3.6?/5

i know that pilot was like holy heck this kid’s cool when brian invited him to DINNER 😭

gun commentary ?

me diving to get my phone out of the harbor

“the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was ‘i hope that tornado had hit the moose’” LMAO

this poor kid literally in the torture chamber

another thing this book told me that i’ve carried with me from childhood to now is the sound of a tornado like a train

“the insane cow” 😭😭

bruh you knew it was a skunk and still tried to fight 😭😭

Very survival like I wonder what will happen to Brian when his parents find him well if they do.