Status Updates From The History of My Insanity

Okay yeah so despite her attempts to keep him anonymous based on all the information she gives us: "Mr Perfect" is Anthony Michael Hall

Okay so just based on the information given it looks like Mr Perfect might be Anthony Michael Hall?? Girl????

Okay so probably not Nicholas Cage who was also arrested in 2011 but for domestic violence

Alright let's see if I can find out who "mr perfect" is based on only the information she gives us

She's now talking about her YouTube popularity which is always interesting to me because I had no idea who she was until she was at least 5 or 6 controversies deep

Idk how to tell you this Trisha but there are 100% minor STDs

I mean I do agree that she's probably not bipolar. But I do kinda suspect she has unmanaged and untreated undiagnosed BPD

Girl I do not care about your reality tv stock trading

Yeah man I actually do not think it is unreasonable to expect you to help around the house of a house you are living at for free

Calling her dad overprotective when based on everything she's told us his high level of concern was actually completely warranted is so wild

I genuinely refuse to believe she was ever big in comic con circles because my nerd ass had never heard of her until she was like 5 insane internet scandals deep

Genuinely the more she tells me about her dad the more I'm like "girl from your OWN DESCRIPTION this man is neither abusive nor neglectful he sounds like a regular ass rich dad"

Again, the way she is describing her dad literally just makes him sound like a relatively normal guy and not at all horrible

I do not care about you Trisha.

I am fascinated by you, but I do not care about you

She just mentioned she's been in therapy and girl I think you need a better therapist

Okay but it is a little weird to go to a nerd convention without knowing what a stormtrooper is in Star Wars

Like not to side with the judgemental nerds here but it's not like they were laughing at you for not knowing about Shards (the sentient crystal people of planet Orax). They were laughing at you for not knowing what a stormtrooper is.

Extremely weird take on conventions

Girl i do NOT think writing this counts as therapy.

Go to therapy

Again it's very weird that she blames her dad for all the horrible shit that's happened to her when based on her own descriptions of him he sounds like a relatively normal dude.

So this is sex work.

Which is fine there's literally nothing wrong with being a sex worker it's just weird to pretend it's not sex work when it's specifically the most dangerous form of sex work.

It's weird that she's complaining about a guy on a tv show calling her dumb and fake when

1. She admits that she acted dumber than she actually is to get on the show
2. She is extremely well known for being an incredibly fake person
3. Half of this book is about how much she lies

"I had diagnosed myself as mildly insane yet somehow had passed the psych test"

Okay well
1. Mildly insane is not a diagnosis
2. the psych test means nothing and whatever test they gave you probably wasn't looking for ptsd or bpd

The things she's describing are PTSD and BPD and it's again very weird to me that she doesn't fully seem to realise that that's what she's describing

She's describing PTSD as a result of rape but she doesn't seem to be making the connection between her being raped and her "being numb to men"

"I will not sit in a parked car for more than five seconds without freaking out"

Yeah so that's called post traumatic stress and it's a common result of experiencing rape and you should maybe look into a qualified therapist instead of doing offensive shit on YouTube and abusing your husband

Now I do suspect the reason that she's insisting her mental illness shit is normal and her normal shit is mental illness is because she genuinely thinks that, it's just that the fact that she still thinks that is indicative of her not having gone through sufficient amounts of therapy

Like idk man I think you can talk about being raped without going into explicit detail in your sensationalised memoir that you wrote in one night where you act like your mental illness shit is normal shit and your normal shit is your mental illness.

She is now describing her being raped in graphic detail and I'm like

Girl

She's now talking about how her first date was when she was 19 with a guy in his late 40s and

Girl

Girl that's not good!
That's bad!
Why are you acting like that was fine and normal!

It's genuinely wild how she's trying to paint her dad and step mother as abusive but everything she's said just makes them sound like normal ass parents who took issue with her reckless and irresponsible behaviour