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Snood
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They flew on and Michael remembered himself as a cannibal, chewing on the armless clown-man, chewing on the very man whose eyeball he was now riding under the clouds.
And then he bowed his head in shame.
— Sep 13, 2022 06:40PM
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And then he bowed his head in shame.
Snood
is on page 272 of 500
And a little drop of ding-ding has an orange-colored sun-burn that gathers fruit from the diamond forest. The sailor gathers the wind in a small cup upon the bottom fung horizon while cat whispers drop potatoes upon the blue blue blue lawn.
Somewhere a million clams open and close at once.
Somewhere some poor unfortunate trapezoid breathes its final breath.
— Sep 09, 2022 06:24PM
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Somewhere a million clams open and close at once.
Somewhere some poor unfortunate trapezoid breathes its final breath.
Snood
is on page 232 of 500
Far off in the faint distance, two large telephone poles walked over the remains of a bus, striding along like a couple of fancy dancy sunset boulevard legs. Propped on top of the poles was the head of an elephant. This elephant head seemed to be quite pleased with itself and its fine wooden legs, for its eyes smiled and its trunk held a bouquet of flowers, and it let clear into the air a magnificent trumpeting blast
— Sep 08, 2022 08:53PM
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Snood
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Silence followed, except for the disgusting noises of a man eating himself.
The wind blew filthy dust.
— Sep 07, 2022 05:01PM
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The wind blew filthy dust.
Jeremy Maddux
is on page 255 of 500
"A giant tulip," smiled the dead puppet, feeling he was on a roll, "a giant tulip with the penis of a donkey has teeth that chatter the drip-drop of wise men who eat their own brains with large silver spoons."
— Jun 21, 2021 02:33PM
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Jeremy Maddux
is on page 255 of 500
'And the walking dead man, the woman fish and the man followed the melted railway.'
— Jun 21, 2021 01:24PM
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Jeremy Maddux
is on page 255 of 500
'A thousand hummingbirds flew as one, controlling the puppet of a corpse beneath them.'
— Jun 21, 2021 01:10PM
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Jeremy Maddux
is on page 238 of 500
'He imagined several skin cells up close, pressed against each other. And he imagined the giant wall of the stainless steel blade, colossal and blunt, intruding so rudely upon this wall of cells, separating them, ripping the cell membrane, popping the nucleus and causing the endoplasmic reticulum to wobble through the torn jelly.'
— Jun 20, 2021 09:35PM
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Jeremy Maddux
is on page 180 of 500
Dam grabbed Frank's head and screamed at his expressionless face.
"Hello, Frank! You taste GREAT!"
— Jun 20, 2021 12:41PM
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"Hello, Frank! You taste GREAT!"
Jeremy Maddux
is on page 180 of 500
"Take a good look at Frank, Flan! Look at him good! Part of him is in your belly, my belly, the belly of my wife and daughters, the belly of your fish and the belly of my zebra dog. He's quite generous, don't you think!?"
— Jun 20, 2021 12:38PM
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Jeremy Maddux
is on page 180 of 500
'But when that darn old sun comes out again in the heavy morning, it will be the same old rotting flesh in the trainyard, the same rotting positions of ragdoll surrender to gravity, the same rotting pouts on their pus dripping faces.'
— Jun 19, 2021 07:50PM
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