Status Updates From Take Two (Lights, Camera, #1)

Theyre having sex. Next to a room. That. Is. Full. Of. Journalists. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 THAT WAS THE MAIN ISSUE IN THE PLOT AND NOW U DON'T CARE AT ALL????????

And now her first appearance as his gf will be with whatever clothes stained with ice cream 😐 image DOES matter

This is so stupid, but apparently the author is into bug gestures

This is such a shitty romance lol bb girl has said multiple times that she loves him and he's just ignoring it how humiliating

Ok i dont think i can take this anymore im wasting my time with this book

His panic is soooo over the top, this dude must think extremely high of himself if he thinks him having a gf is that big of news 🙄 like celebrities date all the time and sure there's some buzz but its not like that. Ive read books with real issues so this is just pathetic and shows weak love, if he considers this a problem God forbid they ever have any real issues

This dude just said hes gotta make an spa appointment. Sorry im too sexist for this

Even their smut is mid and passionless

"We're flying, Maddie. Flying! How can we not believe we can do anything?"

Oh shut the fuck up 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 im SO over this book it is so 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 and laurelin paige totally tricked me saying "hihi favourite book I've written" NO WAY GIRL U AINT FOOLING ME

Their romance is so mid theyre def gonna get divorced in less than 5 years

This girl 🙄🙄 bitch be serious u were mad a second ago and now you're swooning??????

Argh i hate when ppl are clingy, insecure and need reassurance in books 🙄 - in real life too, probably why im not a very good gf but whatever

Lmao she wants to meet his mother after two weeks and is mad he's not inviting her lllalalalaoallol

Wait am i sensing a foot fetish 😟

Hes so egotistical, everything is about him, how he feels, what he wants

"Man, she was hot when she was angry. Hotter than anyone had a right to look."

This is what he thinks after she yelled at him about him not respecting her career. He doesn't take her srsly at all, what a pig

I wish they would talk it out for once, they just start kissing and that solves zero problems

Well wont you look at that 😐 a grown man with a established career being a dick and risking everything she built just bcuz hes moody, so nice

Getting older is making me so much more critical of books and of men in books... I wish i could go back to the time i was only here for the vibes but my eyes are open now

This book feels... So distant. I don't want to blame it exclusively on the third person style (cuz even tho its not my favourite, ive read great pieces that use it), but i do feel that it helps make the story more disconnected. Im reading about two ppl that apparently feel a lot and have a lot of tension, and i just cant feel it, its simply being described to me and i gotta buy it - i don't
I dont feel the chemistry

This grown woman just called a cock a "love muscle".

Argh the author keeps using the word "bosom" instead of tits, boobs, breasts whatever ANYTHING is better than that cmon, is that a 2014 thing?

I really wish she wouldn't get jealous over the kiss cuz it's part of his job and shes in the industry, she should know