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So she can just like see peoples emotions? Also since when did sirens have a limited amount of song? Don’t they live off of their power to seduce men?

HARD.

Normally when I read a book and get something right I say “did I call it or did I call it?” I don’t need to say that now because like I said. It’s. Not. That.

Her mother was a siren. First they said her father had not sub-come to siren songs, the her fathers spy was like “oh I thought swimming would be easier.” Then she made Riden (canonically a light sleeper) fall into a deep sleep when she sang. And now. Making him completely fall asleep. It’s not even hard.

Ok. In any other romance I’d be giggling but Riden is such an ASS one second he’s manipulating her into telling him her life then he’s trying to save her from a beating then he’s sexist but it’s okay because he’s confused with love. And now he kissing her. I. Do. Not. Ship. No pun intended

Lemme guess they where all imprisoned by the pirate king

I don’t really like this. At least he’s not going to kiss her lips.

Ok I don’t like that he’s holding her down on a bed so if they’re going to kiss I don’t want it to be now

Kiss?

Riden has the map

Um pardon? RIDEN killed his FATHER?

Boom

I thought this would be a slow burn……. Why the hell is she like “oooooo he has abs”

Why is he shirt less

Oh she’s maybe (maybe not) gonna run into Riden or over hear someone

Giving the whole pirate romance thing a go

Surprisingly good hmm