Status Updates From The Burnout

“We should be? We should be?! I want to grab her sleeve and ask her, What do you mean? Why do you say that? Tell me everything you think about Finn and me.”

girl me too

“There's a long pause. Quite an embarrassingly long pause. So long, in fact, that I consider burying myself in the sand and never speaking to Finn or anyone ever again.”

“This is the most surreal conversation of my life. I think I'm going to stop talking now. And possibly emigrate.”

sasha is me. i am sasha.

KILLLSSSSS ME every time simon apologizes for a “catastrophic error” 💀🤣 he is so funny

“I was with my family, I had saltwater in my hair, the sun was warm, and there were chips. Life was bliss. It was actual bliss. Was that being here, or was it just being ten years old?”

“I’d be up to his ears by now, almost eye to eye. And he’d be gray. He never went gray. He’s eternally forty-six.” my heart ❤️‍🩹