Status Updates From The Wind in the Willows

"The Piper at the Gates of Dawn" is such a beautiful chapter.

I felt weird for shipping Rat and Mole, but luckily tumblr.com is here to make me feel normal about it.

So when they make the horse, who is also capable of speech and for all intents and purposes a non-human person, pull the cart against his will, isn't that basically just kidnapping a guy?