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Oh yes, let's celebrate hunting because killing animals for fun is so exciting.

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I'm starting to think this is P2P fan fic but I can't prove it. I've just seen a lot of Twilight fan fics like this. I might run a search but unless Calvert is just an absolute dumb ass it's doubtful I"ll find anything.

Nice moral message get the shit beat out of you and instantly forgive. Once again, barf. Twelve more percent till I delete this stupid thing and write a rant about how this book gave me a migraine from hell.

Domestic violence via totals...barf.

All freaking caps. You can't make this shit up.

Are there even vineyards in Russia?

Swan Lake is a ballet not a song.

Um that's not how you make wine.

How old is Ed...I mean Blake is supposed to be...four?

Mary Sue....I meant Lexi knows how to use knives too... Next we will learn she is secretly a minus...groans.

Um, the made up European country's characters names seem a bit well too American.

Dumb.

A girl falling all over a pervert. Should I be swooning instead of ewing?

I want my 99 cents back. This is just garbage. The characters are in contemporary times yet saying milady and that sort of shit. Just plain ridiculous.

Punctuation hell.

This book just has me so aggravated. It's probably not written by someone that old, so I'll try to be nice enough. But seriously, people, this is why some people shouldn't be published. I'm going to try to make it to the halfway point. But it reads like bad Twilight fan fiction and that's a step lower than bad Harry Potter fan fiction.

Seventeen hours from New York to Europe direct flight? Um, I don't think so.

Bad start. Reminds me of a bad fan fiction. Oh dearie me. At least it was only 99 cents.