Status Updates From Vampire Lestat

Ugh, this author’s style of writing is so boring. Also, what I thought this book would be about is practically not what it is actually about so far. I feel like I read so much today and the progression of whatever small plot this book has went absolutely nowhere.

I am enjoying this a lot, but I still abhor Rice’s prose. “Gelatinous orbs” is maybe the worst way I’ve ever heard someone describe eyes