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Just as I was ready to cut her a little slack due to the looming shadow of the Satanic Panic, she drops "there are no victims, only volunteers". Fuck her.

This body language chapter is ableist AF

What the fuck even IS a "criminal nature"????

How did we go from "hey be sure to vet other people thoroughly" to essentially "get good at cold reading---i mean divination. Yes, divination. That's what you're doing."

Here i thought she thought certain types could be convinced and educated out of believing we worship Satan

This book is so 90s white liberal it HURTS

Also i thought she said she had a ferret 😂

While things can be fun and true at the same time, I have a feeling that's not what im about to encounter going forward.

A half-point for the nugget on thinking up gods as a solution to "are they real", however.

😬😬😬😬😬

This virginity shit made me cringe

Yall weren't joking about her casually just getting shit just plain wrong

SO MUCH SHADE for people who dont practice as she does or have "proper" motives goddamn

The guardians make me think of The Craft. "HAIL TO THE GUARDIANS OF THE WATCHTOWERS OF THE EAST"

Girl WHAT?!

My periods used to give me killer nausea and lay me out for a couple days but suuuuuurrrreeee, SOCIETY was making me feel that way. Whatever.