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I MADE SURE SOME OF THEM SAW ME. I KNOW IF THEY ARE PEEPING.
‘Well done, sir.’
YES.
‘Though here’s a tip, though. Just “Ho. Ho. Ho,” will do. Don’t say, “Cower, brief mortals” unless you want them to grow up to be money-lenders or some such.’
the ones who peeped grew up to be either saints or serial killers
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‘Well done, sir.’
YES.
‘Though here’s a tip, though. Just “Ho. Ho. Ho,” will do. Don’t say, “Cower, brief mortals” unless you want them to grow up to be money-lenders or some such.’
the ones who peeped grew up to be either saints or serial killers
