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"I had sex with my cousin whose mom, my aunt, is kind of butch and my mom suspects that growing up in a sexist family full of catered-to men made my aunt Want To Be A Guy, and I wonder if this is her theory about me, and I wonder if this theory could be partially right, and I wonder so what if it is, when I'm having better sex than she is."

So...the last story was a mash up of Sweet Valley High, My Teacher is an Alien, with a dash of Babysitter's Club in the format of a choose-your-own-adventure with decidedly un-Sweet Valley High endings. Hilarious, and sheer brilliance. Both affectionate nostalgia and ruthless criticism.

OMG, the next story is Elizabeth from Sweet Valley High writing to her sister Jessica, partially using Tegan and Sara lyrics. Just think about that for a second.

Pretty sure Megan Milks is on par with Octavia Butler in the sense of how the fuck did these ideas come out of a human brain?

So in the last story, a woman's heart bursts out of her chest the night after her partner proposes, her heart turns out to be a tomato, she and her partner are obsessed with tomatoes and met at a tomato farm, she goes to the hospital to deal with her tomato heart that is resting on her chest like a necklace but starts to eat it because she's hungry. They break up.

Just as weird and innovative as I was expecting

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