Status Updates From Zombie Boyz (Zombie Boyz, #...

Stuck at starting the Klune/Arvin project. I know it'll likely rip my heart out but somehow still make me feel good and life has been too hectic for those kinds of shenanigans lately. Will get there though!

A, B, C and D are the gay steroid versions of Dracula's brides....

'Oh, sweet baby Jesus, if you’re real, find me a mop!'

That guy just exploded. EXPLODED!!

“Find Stephen,” A says.
“Hunt him,” B says.
“Touch his insides,” C says.
“Touch them a lot,” D says.
“Yeah, maybe you guys should just wait in the car”

' He’s no longer sucking Stephen’s dick. He’s eating the damn thing.'

Why am I not reading a fluffy Christmas romance? I should have sticked to Christmas romances!! Oh My God!!!!!

'I need to find Stephen right now and get his permission to call 911. He has rules about calling ambulances or cops to Art of Man, and with good reason , I suppose. Half the people who work or workout here are on some illegal muscle enhancer.'

Is this guy for real?! There are RULES for calling an ambulance?!

It shouldn't take a zombie attack to tell you that steroids are a big no-no.

I can't wait for the zombie plague to hit that gym. What a weird set of regulars...

' At that moment a stray cow strolled slowly by, stopping for a moment to munch on some grass before lifting its head, looking at us and mooing.'

Aaw, the first story was incredibly cute, but I missed THE SEX!!! Apart from a glimpse of greyishly-green pre-cum, this story is quite chaste...

“Yes dear,” Mom smiled, “we know that. I’ve been vacuuming around the pile of gentlemen’s magazines under your bed for years now.”

Oh my God, that's hilarious.

“This is my friend Zane. We go to school together, or at least we used to. He plays quarterback. He’s very normal.”

Haha, best intro ever.

' To be honest, I wasn’t sure if he was actually kissing me or if he just liked the taste of my saliva, which was borderline creepy considering he used to eat people, but I went with it.'

Oh well. He's hot. Undead, but hot ;-)

' His language was getting better. He was starting to sound like himself again, just a little. Less like a caveman. More like a football player, though, realistically, was there that much of a difference?'

Aaw, Zombie Zane is soo cute...