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Shymsal
is 70% done
Stuck at starting the Klune/Arvin project. I know it'll likely rip my heart out but somehow still make me feel good and life has been too hectic for those kinds of shenanigans lately. Will get there though!
— Dec 11, 2017 07:52AM
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Martin
is 84% done
A, B, C and D are the gay steroid versions of Dracula's brides....
— Dec 07, 2016 09:16AM
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Martin
is 81% done
'Oh, sweet baby Jesus, if you’re real, find me a mop!'
That guy just exploded. EXPLODED!!
— Dec 07, 2016 08:15AM
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That guy just exploded. EXPLODED!!
Martin
is 78% done
“Find Stephen,” A says.
“Hunt him,” B says.
“Touch his insides,” C says.
“Touch them a lot,” D says.
“Yeah, maybe you guys should just wait in the car”
— Dec 07, 2016 08:00AM
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“Hunt him,” B says.
“Touch his insides,” C says.
“Touch them a lot,” D says.
“Yeah, maybe you guys should just wait in the car”
Martin
is 78% done
' He’s no longer sucking Stephen’s dick. He’s eating the damn thing.'
Why am I not reading a fluffy Christmas romance? I should have sticked to Christmas romances!! Oh My God!!!!!
— Dec 07, 2016 07:52AM
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Why am I not reading a fluffy Christmas romance? I should have sticked to Christmas romances!! Oh My God!!!!!
Martin
is 77% done
'I need to find Stephen right now and get his permission to call 911. He has rules about calling ambulances or cops to Art of Man, and with good reason , I suppose. Half the people who work or workout here are on some illegal muscle enhancer.'
Is this guy for real?! There are RULES for calling an ambulance?!
— Dec 07, 2016 07:36AM
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Is this guy for real?! There are RULES for calling an ambulance?!
Martin
is 76% done
It shouldn't take a zombie attack to tell you that steroids are a big no-no.
— Dec 06, 2016 09:18PM
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Martin
is 70% done
I can't wait for the zombie plague to hit that gym. What a weird set of regulars...
— Dec 06, 2016 08:50PM
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Martin
is 28% done
' At that moment a stray cow strolled slowly by, stopping for a moment to munch on some grass before lifting its head, looking at us and mooing.'
Aaw, the first story was incredibly cute, but I missed THE SEX!!! Apart from a glimpse of greyishly-green pre-cum, this story is quite chaste...
— Dec 06, 2016 08:17AM
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Aaw, the first story was incredibly cute, but I missed THE SEX!!! Apart from a glimpse of greyishly-green pre-cum, this story is quite chaste...
Martin
is 25% done
“Yes dear,” Mom smiled, “we know that. I’ve been vacuuming around the pile of gentlemen’s magazines under your bed for years now.”
Oh my God, that's hilarious.
— Dec 06, 2016 08:01AM
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Oh my God, that's hilarious.
Martin
is 22% done
“This is my friend Zane. We go to school together, or at least we used to. He plays quarterback. He’s very normal.”
Haha, best intro ever.
— Dec 06, 2016 07:46AM
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Haha, best intro ever.
Martin
is 21% done
' To be honest, I wasn’t sure if he was actually kissing me or if he just liked the taste of my saliva, which was borderline creepy considering he used to eat people, but I went with it.'
Oh well. He's hot. Undead, but hot ;-)
— Dec 06, 2016 07:40AM
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Oh well. He's hot. Undead, but hot ;-)
Martin
is 20% done
' His language was getting better. He was starting to sound like himself again, just a little. Less like a caveman. More like a football player, though, realistically, was there that much of a difference?'
— Dec 05, 2016 09:29PM
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