Status Updates From Prince Charming

Another fluff for my sick, under the weather self.

What kind of an asshole gets hard at a funeral? I mean really.

The one time this fuckwad could have redeemed himself and he fucks it up again!

I can't.

I forget what page, but holy shit I don't like this book.

So far what I have been assuming is our Prince Charming has been nothing but an annoying, entitled, judgmental teenager that appreciates nothing while also seeming creepy and obsessed. I'm not impressed at all. I hate that too, because now I feel like a judgy asshole. #suchislife

"I watch her round ass get smaller and smaller as she took the smell of bubblegum and floral perfume with her. Once again, I was all alone." I'm still waiting on this "Prince" to be charming l...

-_-

I'm trying very hard. But Jesus.

That moment your waiting for shit to hit the fan but the build up is just getting started...

Okay, so this book is FANTASTIC. It also takes place in Cincinnati (which is where I live) and they're about to go to Nada (a fancyish Mexican restaurant downtown) and I'm like, "Nada?? NADA?!?!? The place with the mashed plantains (yes, that's a thing, apparently)????" I don't even like that place very much...... (Green onions are EVERYWHERE.)