Status Updates From The Woman I Wanted to Be

Frustrating how she insists looks shouldn’t matter to women and then proceeds to explain every time she didn’t look perfect in public and why she didn’t look perfect

I know she means well with the modeling section but I have to roll my eyes at how backwards and conservative her thinking is, despite her constantly insisting she’s so liberal

“Personality is beauty”

*proceeds to name several incredibly skinny models*

Her childhood best friend also married a prince?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 The privilege is staggering!

every man she has an affair with is either royalty or the head of a conglomerate

all she does is cheat omfg

“For our wedding present, his mother gave us a beautiful beach house” 😐

i have such a crush on evf from how she writes about him

I’m a memoir/autobiography lover I only have the best ones on my good reads bc I listen to them like podcasts in addition to whatever I’m actually reading, but this is the most fantastic memoir I’ve ever read and I’m not even halfway through. What a human being!! What a woman!!! Splendid I cannot stop talking about it or recommending it so plz if u pick up any celeb memoir let it be this (or michelle obama)