Status Updates From Changing Gears

“So in honour of him, I am a destitute wanderer, free from the quote unquote neoliberal shackles of capitalist slavery.”

“Even heroes need rescuing sometimes, you know.”

“You’re rescuing me?”

“Aye, I’m rescuing you. Can I rescue you? You can be a bit bloody scary, and I’m pretty sure you don’t really need me to, but…,” and she shrugged.

“No, you can rescue me.”

“Isn’t there a girls’ night at one of the Newtown bars tonight?”

Abi’s eyebrows shot up. “Yeah, I think so. You want to go?”

A smirk curved her mouth. “Let’s do more gay.”

“Oh my god, you said gay!”

“Yes, Mike can be a little immature, but we expect more from you.”

the worst comeback parents can use

“It’s France for god’s sake,” and she smiled ruefully, her head tilted to the sky. “It’s Van Gogh’s starry night!” and she gestured at the view.”

everything is game really

“I never took you for a Swiftie.”

everyone is at least a little bit of a swiftie

“With 17,000 kilometres between her and her problems, there was nothing left to do but explore.”

amen sister