Status Updates From Under the Oak Tree: Season ...

“The old man might actually die if we push him any further. I’ve been worried we’ll wake to find him dead one day, so I hold a finger to his nose at least once a night to check that he’s still breathing. By God, why did he insist on coming?Does he not know what a great burden he is on the rest of us?”
”The elder shot to his feet, grabbed Ruth by the hair, and began to shake his head. ”
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“What do you understand, exactly?” Riftan’s patience seemed to be wearing thin. He unfolded his arms and stepped closer to Kuahel, snarling like a feral dog, “How would a monk know what it’s like for a husband to watch his wife, whom he hasn’t seen in three years, almost die in front of him twice?”

“Then… w-would you like to fondle me as well?”


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