Status Updates From The Lady with the Dark Hair

esther is SUCH A FUCKING SQUARE GIRL LIVE A LITTLE I AM DYING OF BOREDOM LISTENING TO YOUR SAD ASS LIFE

first i was so excited there was a character named chelsea!! that’s my name!! then i was offended at the portrayal of her as a lazy server who only wanted to get as much money as possible and did not in any specific way care about good service. then i remembered my career as a server and absolutely could not hold any further offense, because.

EX-FUCKIN-SQUEEZE ME “ERIN” “BARTELS” IF THAT’S YOUR REAL NAME. ARE YOU TRYING TO SNEAK IN SOME MANOSPHERE BULLSHIT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “ESTHER FELT A MOMENT OF PITY FOR HIM AND HIS ENTIRE GENDER.” THEY SHOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE ALL THE TIME. HAVE YOU SEEN THE WORLD THEY MADE. HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED WHAT IT IS TO NOT BE A MAN. THEY ARE NOT CAUTIOUS OR UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH. HONESTLY MIGHT BE MAD ENOUGH TO DNF.