Status Updates From Gargantua and Pantagruel

"If you can grasp why a family's pet monkey is always mocked and teased you will grasp why monks are rejected by everybody, both young and old. The monkey does not guard the house like a dog, does not draw the plough like the ox, does not give us milk and wool like the sheep, and bears no burden like the horse. All it does is to shit over everything and spoil it. . . . So too a monk . . ."

Damn. But also, lol.