Status Updates From The Insider (Kingdom Keeper...

I’m five pages in and I already have problems. After six books of writing in past-tense, suddenly we want to write in present-tense? Also, what the fuck do you mean you had fans write passages of this book? What a deeply pathetic and lazy way to get out of the litany of plot holes you wrote yourself into. I genuinely don’t know if I can do 600 pages of this.