Status Updates From Northanger Abbey

So far it seems like someone named Catherine commissioned a novel from Jane Austen. Austen was like ugh money is money. Here, damn, there’s your novel.

That, or she read Pope (she did quote him 🧐) and was like ya know what?? YAS QUEEN 🙌🏼 I SHOULD be meaner 😤 LET’S GO 😤

“she was often inattentive, and occasionally stupid.”
“Catherine [. . .] is almost pretty today”