Status Updates From The Thousand Mile Love Story

“To Elizabeth and Heather,” said Robin
solemnly, though her lips were twitching upwards. “And to a million years of them being together. You’re perfect for each other, guys.”

robin is perfect

“The road trip was almost over. The thousand
miles were almost traversed. It was almost the end of an adventure that had changed her life…for good.”

ending statment 🫡

“She needed to talk to Robin about the phone
call, figure it all out.”

oh my god this is giving me anxiety, please talk to her

“A lot of stupid heartache in this world
could be solved if people actually—I don’t know—communicated once in a while”

thank you acknowledging that, love you tiffany

“Hey, Rob,” said Kimberly, bright and
cheerful on the other end of the line.

kimberly is sus

“grinning her Cheshire cat grin.”

we’re in wonderland 🎶

“That was just like Robin. She’d heard what
Andee had said to Tiff, and she didn’t hold it against her. Robin forgave. Robin had a really big heart.”

The women all loved one another, and if Andee and Robin were at odds, well, then, the rest of them could love both women equally without “officially” choosing a side.