Status Updates From The Queen of the Damned (Th...

“Oh i have cool milf aunt giving me money to do anything i want my whole life and then i get chosen to join a group where i get unlimited money to just do research” fuck you fuck you fuck you (jk Jesse ily. miss u girl.)

we are getting pretty far from Interview With the Vampire. Jesse’s story of the Great Family brings in an entire family history plotted by a vampire matriarch, like the queen bee of an entire secret society of vampires, who is almost certainly directly descended from the twins, if not one of them. It also has psychic detectives and a lot of stuff that further dilutes the first Vampire chronicle.

Is he gonna try and baby trap Louis again??? 🥴😹

I get why The Vampire Lestat was an autobiography but I wish Rice had had Daniel be the reporter for this one too (and that one tbh)

Marius is right-she can’t even conceptualize girl sperm

Lestat’s lucky there aren’t vampire stds. Omg and he’s French 🗣️ literally if vampires were gonna have stds it would be him :/

It’s so lush and gothic and I’m so crass and straightforward :/

My animosity towards Lestat grows more everyday