Status Updates From Kenobi (Star Wars)

[ He had reddish blond hair, lighter than his beard and mustache. His blue-gray eyes looked on her with what Annileen interpreted as bemusement. "Hello, there," he said, in an accent she couldn't place. ]

He said the thing!!!!! He said the thing!! 😩🥹

I miss me some angst

It's a boring story, not about Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, but about American diner owners and flat Tusken Raider characters. If you changed the names, it could be anyone.