Status Updates From Fantasy Lover (Dark-Hunter,...

This book is startlingly inconsistent.

"Every chance he’d gotten, he had escaped into the world of fantasy where heroes always triumphed. Where demons and villains were vanquished. Where mothers and fathers loved their children."

Riiiiiiight. Ancient Greece. Suuuuure

"She alone could break him"
But not the deaths of his kids? Fuck this book

Oh wow. Sensuous noodle eating.
Lady and the tramp did it better.

If I manage to get through this book, I deserve a medal

"After all, men only needed three things to be happy - food, sex, and a remote. Two out of three ought to satisfy him for a bit"

I beg to differ but I would never argue with the AG. Re-reading this series is probably going to be one of my biggest highlights of 2026!