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He was quite good looking: dark thick hair, hazel eyes, and that smile. ... We were in the kitchen when my cell rang. And rang. And rang.
"Are you going to get that?"
"Nope. Let's go to the bedroom. I mean, let me show you my... the... bedrooms."

"Well, first of all, thanks to Marcus Blanchard we may very well lose the Soft-Glo Fabric Softener account. Someone on his team tweeted on their account instead his personal Twitter, something about doing body shots off a stripper and YOLO."

omg this reminds me of some of the questionable tweets I've read coming from corporate social media accounts lol.

"Now I have to get back to work. I have six meetings to set up and I wanted to leave early today."
"Big plans?” I asked.
"I don't know how big it is. We've only been out twice.” Myra flashed a wicked smile.
"You are so nasty."



Friends who make dirty jokes are the best.

Sure, I was upset that a man I thought to be true was now sweating and panting over another woman on a bedspread I’d purchased, but I was more concerned with who was going to eat the six-dollar bowl of soup I’d bought for him. I hated chicken noodle soup and I didn’t have money to waste.

lol I would be more concerned about the money I wasted over losing a cheating SO, too, tbh.

UGH! I hate that stuff! It is hard enough to get by when things really are wrong it doesn't help anyone to have that kind of mindset and old ass way of thinking...

YAY!!!! Banter!!!!!

Hahaha!!! The Holy Roller...

THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!! I love it when a 99 cent buy is a good one!!! :D

Amazing start to a story. I can't wait for the next installment.