Status Updates From The Amazing Alpha Tau Boyfr...

curiosity do be killing the cat cuz why tf did i search up rat king😭

I was surprised that I’d ever thought it should have been a big deal, because why should the planet tip off its axis and totally flip my worldview just because my lips were touching another guy’s lips and my tongue was inside his mouth?

literallyyy its never THAT deep😭

him thinking he's straight is killing me

this book is getting a free star cuz taylor swift

it feels longer than what it is

God, Archer is so freaking oblivious, I truly wanna shake some sense into him 😭 Eli is right there having the biggest crush on him and what he does? Trying to set him up with dudes, while he's into him too 😭

As bullshit pranks went, it was hardly egregious, but everything you did in the name of Alpha Tau had to be run past Casey first in the case of the pledges, since he was in charge of them, and Trey for the rest of us.

Un libro che tutti definiscono adorabile e leggero proprio quello che mi ci vuole dato che a breve mi sg0zz0

Algebra 1 in college!?

well. that was fast!

i’ve forgotten how FUN these kind of books are
eli is SUCH a cutie patootie and he deserves to find someone to match his adorableness and archer is so cute too. there’s too much cuteness going on i sound airheaded rn. the other frat bros are actually funny (i’ve never read a college romance where the side characters are actually funny). my faves so far have to be scout, marty and trey. #imgettingfratfomo