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Viserys just was not him at all man what a sad loser

bittersweet leavetaking transitions right into a chapter about a child bride

Jesus christ catelyn

LMAOOO TYRION 1000 IQ INSTADEDUCING JAIME AND CERSEI HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH A 7 YEAR OLD FALLING OFF A TOWER - BREAKING HIS LEGS

"The things I do for love"

NO DONT NO BRAN NO DONT CLIMB THAT!!

Someone on reddit said the blackberry fella was a "shadow projection manipulating Bran towards unlocking his psychic potential."

You know what, sure

wait, "The man in the glass gardens who gave him a blackberry when he came to visit" is too oddly specific what the fuck who is that

Holy shit ser arryk and erryk heartbreaking brother mutual murder mentioned

I love that the writing Actually Is in the perspective of the character like of course bran thinks going to the nights watch, a place where Brave men (well mostly criminals who choose This instead of just getting executed) protect the realm from Evil Scary Wildings (well it was akshwally built to protect from The actually scary "Others"), is super honorable (it kinda is but westeros lowk disregards magic These Days)

"It wasn't just Septa Mordane... it was septa mordane AND her mother"

"Poor Jon, he gets jealous because hes a BASTARD"

"We were just talking about our HALF brother"

Ned always keeps his promises so this means he will come back from the dead and tells Jon his real parentage!

Fuck it ill reread it by the end grrm will have released winds SURELY.