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Written by my professor in psychometrics, im here for the thrill

Found most elegant, lowest cost mental health solution ever. "Proportional therapy:" Pair someone with a disproportion (e.g., agoraphobia) with someone with the opposite disproportion (e.g., someone who won't stay IN the house). "One person's behavioral tendency should balance out the other's so that neither person would be able to go to their most disproportional extreme of behavior."

Pp. 32-45: best, best, best (and most touching) send-up of group therapy EVER.

Hy-ster-i-cal! And rings true. "If you want to be considered sane by all the people that get to judge your sanity, all you have to do is stick to doing whatever most people agree is reasonable when anyone else is around to see you."