Status Updates From Bone Rider

OMG OUR MC’S ARE TOGETHER AND SAID THEIR FIRST WORDS TO EACHOTHER SQUEEEEEEEEEEE NOW MAKE UP AND KISSSSSSSSSSSS 💖💖💖💖

MISHA IS GIVING BIG FAT “I would burn the world down for you” energy and IM BLUSHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

This is one of those......... read it slowly so you devour every morsel kind of reads.........

I think this is going in my top 5 reads of ever?? I am so DEEPLY ENTERTAINED, I don’t even care what happens I’m vibing 🤣🤣🤣

"An extraterrestrial creature, almost certainly hostile, at loose among the already unnervingly paranoid American population"

The hostile ET in question having the best time inside his new human:

HE DID, IN FACT, FUCK THIS SILVER GHOST/ SENTIENT ARMOUR SUIT/ ALIEN THING THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS MAFIA EX BF….. I support that as much as I don’t understand it….. is it consensual if the man thought he was dreaming so didn’t realise he was being real fucked though? 🤣🤣🤣 not that I care at this stage hahaha

IS HE GONNA FUCK THIS SILVER GHOST/ SENTIENT ARMOUR SUIT/ ALIEN THING THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS MAFIA EX BF??????
🫶🏽👈🏼 because I’m into it if he is …… 🤭🤭🤭

Okay but 8 pages in AND I'M SAT???????? This has got to be the most unique and random start to a book I have ever experienced??? The first POV is a sentient suit of armour?? (At least thats what I understand, which is not alot lol) SATTTTTTTTTTTT.

What the hell this is so much fun. Sentient sassy symbiotic weapon system x scruffy gay cowboy x maniacally in love maffia assassin x top secret military area 51 chase down?

I am obsessed and mourning having to be in the office instead of finishing this one today.