Status Updates From Hawkeye, Volume 2: Little Hits

“Because the dish is out on the fire escape and it don’t look safe and I’m fat and out of shape and lazy and it’s (obscene gerund) snowing.”

oh hawkeye comics you truly have a way with words

this dog is stronger than any us marine

GET AWAY FROM KATE BISHOP SO HELP ME GOD

"This miraculous place lives to obliterate its history."

that actually made me mad

reasons why kate bishop is the superior hawkeye: she wears a helmet

kingpins character design never ceases to amaze me. hes just horizontal

clint barton must die

I FORGOT HIS MIDDLE NAME WAS FRANCIS

clint barton is a living weapon but like. in the way that he's good at being a person and good at being a weapon but bad at dealing with both at once

kate is stronger than jesus why is she literally thirdwheeling clints weird russian mobwife date AS THE DRIVER.

also i forgot he was divorced lol

clint has a type and it literally is russians. natasha. bucky. the mob woman

clint barton you have to stop. your heart too big. your swag too tough. they'll kill you clint barton

"Done it now, Barton. Walking around like you're some kind of person."

genuinely how is clint barton not completely braindead. 15+ wooden bats to the skull. how

no buenoooo