Status Updates From Taken by the T-Rex

Never in a million years did I think I would be reading dinosaur erotica, but…here we are 🤨

Ano, přeskočilo mi. Čtu dinosaur eroticu. Ještě budu s láskou vzpomínat na Sexy mlékaře...

i’m bored

Springing along the trail, suddenly as horny as hell, Drin had to fight the urge to touch herself between the legs as she ran and the big lizard gave chase.
the entire length of her body becoming a cunt for this animal to fuck;
at least now she knows what an orgasm feels like.... im on the other hand im broken
cream of the crop;

This is terrible and I hate it

Ya know this was a pretty normal prehistoric short story then oh here we go something no one would think in a life of death chase ever lol

Me acabo de enterar que el dinosaur erotica es un subgénero de la erótica JAJAJAJAJ

Don't judge me but my guild on world of Warcraft was joking around and reading snippets of this book so I need to read it more to understand what this shit is :p

Alright, first bit of smut and it's legitimately funny. X'D

I'm pretty sure it's a rule that you can't write erotica/romance without somewhere including the phrase "pert breasts." Mayyybe "perky bosoms." Maybe.

What is this? So much boring plot. I'm not here for a tragic backstory, I'm here for disgusting hilarity.

This is an instant American classic.