Status Updates From Swamp Sniper (Miss Fortune ...

Look, I know you find it impossible to believe that I’m not looking for trouble, but I assure you, I did not start that fight. I was only defending myself.”

“Do you realize you have to defend yourself more than anyone I’ve ever met in my life? Professional football players defend themselves less than you do. Freedom fighters pale in comparison to the record you’ve established in just two weeks in Sinful.”