Status Updates From My First Book

Halloween Forever: 4/5

The End: 3/5

At the Party: 3.75/5

written by sad girl in the third person: 4.25/5

Z Was for Zoomer: 5/5

Shoebox World: 3/5

Cancel Me: 4.5/5

Fig: 3/5

Little Lock: 4/5

Good Boys: 3.75/5

Do It Coward: 3.75/5

Internet Girl: 4.25/5

Brief Interview with Beautiful Boy: 4/5

Hall of Mirrors: 2.5/5

Love Story: 5/5
This fucking killed me

Okay so far this is reading like something I might have written in my notes app after taking an adderall

was gonna DNF this because like you read two of these stories and you understand all of them…. but i’m stuck at the mechanic for two hours and this is all i got so let’s knock this shit out i guess

oh goodness gracious

so much of this is borderline unreadable BORING rehashed UNINTERESTING cultural analysis of rich white failsons and daughters. the most interesting parts are the RETVRN/frail doe love story half prose/half regurgitated meme chapters. at least those feel real and alive even if they make me roll my eyes. zzzzzzzzz