Status Updates From Relentless Adversary

And here's the great freakout/miscommunication scene. You'd think a book with so many exclamation points would be less boring.

Huh. Starting to wonder if Locke is on the spectrum.

Ugh. Skipping over the forced seduction scene.

Of course, you find out that she's making shady alterations to the books so you coerce her into marriage in exchange for your silence. That totally makes sense.

Kelly just made a passionate and cogent argument explaining to Locke that what he was doing meets the definition of attempted rape. Too bad Locke is a victim blaming ass of a "hero." Not sure I'm going to make it through this one.

Ooh, they both like to fence. You know what that means: this book is going to be extra wacktastic!