Status Updates From Sex Criminals #1: Suzie Dow...

Wow, this is something novel, innovative and new. Suzie discovers she could stop time every time she masturbates. Later, she hooks up with Jon who could also stop time during sex. I take it they rob banks using this technique..

You know how they tell you on planes to put your own oxygen mask on first, even before you help your kids?

She was trying so hard back then.

We both gave each other a lot of space in those days. And then the next thing you knew space was all we had