Status Updates From Simple Man
Simple Man by
Status Updates Showing 1-30 of 58
Christen
is 24% done
This book is hysterical! And there's something so sexy about a man and a baby...
— Apr 27, 2016 05:54PM
Add a comment
Jen
is 50% done
This guy is seriously a mess - but the transformation is hilarious!
— Dec 28, 2015 06:47AM
Add a comment
Beth
is 22% done
So dang funny!!! “His ass exploded! I don’t think some little wet nap is gonna handle that. You may need a hose.”
— Dec 09, 2015 07:30PM
Add a comment
sraxe
is 91% done
can't they just meet without it having to turn into an excuse to have another sex scene??
— Sep 22, 2015 11:47PM
Add a comment
sraxe
is 85% done
“...the only person, aside from you, that I care about in the whole world.”
lol what about his best friend and the group of buddies he's been chilling with for ages, the ones who've been helping him with this baby business too??
— Sep 22, 2015 05:45PM
Add a comment
lol what about his best friend and the group of buddies he's been chilling with for ages, the ones who've been helping him with this baby business too??
sraxe
is 71% done
the last 10% has been literally all sex scenes, one after another...
— Sep 22, 2015 03:07AM
Add a comment
sraxe
is 61% done
“I collect retro shirts. It’s really from the eighties, you know? Not one of those reproductions they sell at Wal-Mart.”

fucking hell, man. these characters are such annoying idiots.
— Sep 21, 2015 03:05AM
Add a comment

fucking hell, man. these characters are such annoying idiots.
sraxe
is 60% done
She was classy and sophisticated, yet fun and silly.
uh...when did he figure all this stuff out about her? Literally, all she's done is wear some cardigans, say she likes the Goonies and wear a Madonna t-shirt.
— Sep 21, 2015 02:41AM
Add a comment
uh...when did he figure all this stuff out about her? Literally, all she's done is wear some cardigans, say she likes the Goonies and wear a Madonna t-shirt.
sraxe
is 58% done
“You can trust me, Kate. I’d never do anything to deliberately hurt you or jeopardize your job.”
except that's exactly what he did when passive-aggressively sang songs at the restaurant and then actually confronted her during her date with someone else?????????? like???? am i missing something here??
— Sep 21, 2015 02:38AM
Add a comment
except that's exactly what he did when passive-aggressively sang songs at the restaurant and then actually confronted her during her date with someone else?????????? like???? am i missing something here??
sraxe
is 56% done
“I’m a simple man, Ms. McAlister. I don’t go around pretending to be someone I’m not....I just wanna live my life and not be judged for being who I am.”
lol so this guy judges her date from the other night, calling him a "Sears mannequin" amongst other things, but when she calls him out on his own life he gets all humble and acts the victim and starts spouting this BS? Give me a break.
— Sep 20, 2015 06:52PM
Add a comment
lol so this guy judges her date from the other night, calling him a "Sears mannequin" amongst other things, but when she calls him out on his own life he gets all humble and acts the victim and starts spouting this BS? Give me a break.
sraxe
is 39% done
So, no matter how much he understood he was getting raped by a forked tongued car salesman named Carl, he knew he was doing the right thing.
Ugh...can authors stop using rape for stuff that isn't rape???
— Sep 19, 2015 04:28PM
Add a comment
Ugh...can authors stop using rape for stuff that isn't rape???
Denise ~The Procrastinating Book Diva~
is 46% done
I am absolutely loving this!! Shane and his friends with baby Logan are sweet and laugh out loud funny :D
— Apr 12, 2015 07:56PM
Add a comment










