Status Updates From The Lord of Twink's Bottom

Omg can this get even more ridiculous?? 😆 I honestly hope there's some heavy hot sex involved

Absolutely perfect for my monthly reading goal.
😆😆😂

Been wanting to reread this for over a year and just noticed it is on Kindle Unlimited now.

Hilarious!!! -at least the very first few pages cracked me to bending crazy laughing.

Not sure about this book. Is there a point in there somewhere? O.o So far not funny.

This is freaking hilarious!

So much play on words :)

This is truly the funniest thing!

OMG this is great for a chuckle but also cute.

The sensation was quite peculiar-an odd combination of nausea, excitement and fear. A bit like driving full pelt over a humpbacked bridge.
While masturbating.

LIIIIIIIIKE IT!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!

Wedgie. *giggle*

So you arsked for directions in the wilds of Britain?
Proceed until you pass The Arse End of Nowhere. Continue down the road, passing through the village of Twink. Take the next left, after Morning Wood. Continue down the hill, where you will enter Twink's Bottom." LMAO!!!

"Rory continued. 'What I'm twying to tell you Twacy, is that I think you're my SodaStweam.' He paused. 'Whatever that is.'"

ahhh, he is so adorbs!

"The man was flipping gorgeous, if you thought that seventies porn stars were flipping gorgeous. Which Tracy did. Strong featured, a large nose, and most importantly, a thick, dark mustache any serial killer would have been proud of."

Uhhh, something like this???

hmmmmmmmm.....

"Tracy ran a slender finger over the directions. After Oldbury Farm, take a sharp right turn.
Proceed until you pass The Arse End of Nowhere.
Continue down the road, passing through the village of Twink.
Take the next left, after Morning Wood.
Continue down the hill, where you will enter Twink's Bottom."

oh boy!

I have a great sense of humor, but this mindless dreck, filled with juvenile double entendres, simply isn't funny. I'm allegedly reading it for points in the scavenger hunt, but what if I died while reading this bullshit? (Thanks, Julio, lol! ;-)) I'm ten minutes away from DNF-ing it.

Tracy had decided it would be best to count sexual partners in much the same way that people counted dog years—at a ratio of one to seven. Meaning that Tracy had only had about a dozen partners in his life. Possibly a baker's dozen.

OMG, Wedgie. ROFL.

Little Spankington & Twink's Bottom - that's part of British geography that I've missed, lol.

can i just say, that from a girl that has topped out at 5'2", that I would kill to be five feet and six inches. So stop your complaining mr. i'm so short

WE. HAVE. GOO! YAY!!!

Ugh. Rory's story...
That was pwoof to me that life was weally wather cwuel. :o(

When all else fails; blame the cat! Poor Tallulah.