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SUMMARY: In this book, Timmy Failure believes he is the best detective and has a polar bear as an assistant named Total. He is the Founder, President, and CEO of Total Failure Inc. He loses his mom's prized scooter, solves crimes, fakes a play that goes wrong in an attempt to lie to his mother about the scooter, and crashes his mother's boyfriend's cadillac into the house of his retired teacher.

PROTAGONIST: The protagonist of this story is Timmy. Timmy Failure. His real last name is actually spelled Fayleure, but the kids at his school call him Failure, like in Life of Pi, they call Piscine, Pissing. He is a part of his own detective agency with an imaginary polar bear and wants to buy a condo for his work, but he needs money.