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In Austria, during World War I, Italian macaroni was referred to as "turncoat noodles" due to Italy joining the entente. That's about as brainless as "freedom fries." I guess we don't have a monopoly on stupid. 🇺🇸

'"...the prevailing conception of morality only approves of fathers, fortuitously delivered from the random kill-ing, dragging themselves along the pavement as penniless cripples, and mothers giving birth to babies to be torn to pieces by having bombs dropped on them."