Status Updates From Deadly Liaisons (Devil's Sh...

I think I am punishing myself with this harlequin reads.. its like I don't want to think to much

“I was shot.” His belly tightened. “Oh, baby, are you bleeding?” “Yes.” ~ Did he really ask that? I read it and thought, that sounds like a Bill Engvall "Here's your Sign" joke. Who gets shot and doesn't bleed??????

“I’d like some tea,” Talia said, her hand absently running over the chopping knife Molly had left on the counter. ~ There she is playing with the knives again.

Just stab Talia now! She made that crack about the cut brake lines that no one told the guests about and now she throws out por favor at dinner? Not too subtle.

Dun, dun, dun.. “I didn’t know her well. She lived with my father and I lived with my mother. She was my half sister.” Maybe Sophia was her sis?

Nova had a strange feeling of being cut off from the rest of the world, stranded on an island with a potential killer loose among them. Yeah, this vacation was starting to suck.

Nova. Deep in her subconscious, she knew he wouldn’t be there forever, but he felt good holding her for now. Soon she slipped into a deep, dreamless sleep where her home was a happy place filled with people who loved her, including one tall, dark and handsome man with a sexy accent and eyes the color of dark chocolate.

Ugh. Furry mound? Really????