Status Updates From Simple Sabotage Field Manual

‘(4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
(a) Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned.
(i) Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.’

I think I may be a born saboteur.

‘Anyone can break up a showing of an enemy propaganda film by putting two or three dozen large moths in a paper bag. Take the bag to the movies with you, put it on the floor in an empty section of the theater as you go in and leave it open. The moths will fly out and climb into the projector beam, so that the film will be obscured by fluttering shadows.’

This suggestion may bump this up a star.