Status Updates From Tales From The Perilous Realm

There was a merry passenger,
a messenger, a mariner;
he built a gilded gondola
to wander in, and had in her
a load of yellow oranges
and porridge for his provender;
he perfumed her with marjoram
and cardamon and lavender.
(from The Adventures of Tom Bombadil)

SMITH OF WOOTON MAJOR was sooooooo good

I am loving the Tom Bombadil section!