Status Updates From Sebastian

This book is so bizarre! Sebastian's mother is horrible, the fantasy land all these men live in is incredible and totally unbelievable, and if such a place ever really exists, I have to go there just to be a voyeur. I mean, are there really men that act like this? Are there kids that grow up in these circumstances? I hope not.

So, I'm at chapter 4, and I'm wondering what the fuck I'm reading. This is equal parts amazing, disturbing, and down right unbelievable.

‘Is that how I was made? A man pushed his Willy into you and squirted?’ ‘Yes, dear.’ ‘Who was it?’ ‘I don’t know. It was dark and he hid his face.’

Oh-kaaay!

"It embarrassed her to admit it, but her son's penis was the only real one she had seen in her life. Plenty of photographs, of course, but never a real one. Her rapist didn't undress, merely opened his flies and shoved it in."

This book is like a funky, inappropriate Roald Dahl story and I think I may approve?

I already know what the first line of my review will be:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!