Status Updates From The Corpse in Oozak's Pond ...

10% story. 90% names of characters so far. And I've got the names muddled up already.

“PETER SHANDY, PROFESSOR OF agronomy at Balaclava Agricultural College and aficionado of verse trying to pass itself off as poetry, rolled out the lines with unctuous fervor. Helen Shandy, curator of the Buggins Collection, sneezed as she opened yet another bundle of the Corydon Buggins Archive. “Peter, darling, must you?” “What do you mean, must I? Can’t you appreciate the ineluctable god-awfulness of it?”