Status Updates From Midnight Lady

YAAAAAS SIS! TAKE HIS MONEY! LEAVE HIM!

HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU KYLA!

It's page 5 all over again.

I'm so confused.

I need a drink. Get drunk while reading this folks. Just UGH.

I hate him. I hate everything about him and I am so close to throwing this book that I am shaking

*continues banging head on nearest desk*

Is it too much to hope that she ends up with Godfrey?

Please?



PLEASE??

My god, Brett is an actual scumbag. Like I haven't hated a male lead so hard in years.

UGH!

"Standing in the open doorway was a huge muscular savage with long black hair down to his waist and coppery skin, clad in fringed leather garments decorated with dangling feathers."

My eyeballs are now rolling like dice on baize.

I should stop, but this train wreck keeps getting so much worse. I might as well push through since I already skipped 100 pages.

"oh but WHAT could she have done to stop him?"

My eyes have officially rolled across the floor.

I skipped ahead. Waaaaaaay ahead. I should not have done that. I was annoyed before, but this here is a hot mess.

Oh joy, the alpha.

I'm like<->this close to DNF'ing this book

"She was near twenty-one, and past her prime as far as most were concerned."

*STRONG EYEROLL*

FIVE PAGES. I DIDN'T MAKE IT FIVE PAGES BEFORE WANTING TO THROW THIS BOOK OFF OF THE THIRD FLOOR OF THIS BUILDING!

Expect a descent into madness. Rosemary has driven me there before.

I am not sure anymore if romance novels are for me, I find myself bored by the middle and it seems there the same; in which two people drag out realizing their in love until the end. I'm hoping to finish today.