Status Updates From Law Man (Dream Man, #3)

Wtf is going on?? Now there’s suddenly a biker gang and mobsters involved?! I legit cannot stop rolling my eyes

So Mara is actually insufferable with her rating system and lack of ability to form complete sentences. Mitch is overall enjoyable but the way he bulldozes Mara is started to grate on me too. Like, can you let her make a single decision for herself, dammit! I’m so annoyed but somehow have to see it through because I’m already 3/4 of the way done with this book…

Mara’s insecurities are making her lowkey insufferable…but I’m holding out because of all her other good qualities and (of course) Mitch

I mean Mara is so me and all (and maybe that is the Mara Effect and it is why im about to say this when she has also said it about herself) but I have no idea why Mitch is so committed to this relationship with her to the extent he is willing to be a FATHER for those kids with her when it’s been canonically like a month and she is also cripplingly insecure with no substantial personality or massive achievements

Oh goodness things are picking up again 🫢

Literally everything has happened in this book already how are they gonna drag this shih out

Why is this book taking me so long to read

God they’re boring now why’d you hook them up before 50% Kristen Ashley you pulled this shit with Breathe too but not that I liked Breathe because I didn’t I swear I actually didn’t

Are all of Kristen Ashley’s book this white bro 😭🙏

Most embarrassing book im enjoying

IDK MAN HES KINDA LIKE YKNOW IDK I JUST WOULDNT NECESSARILY BE COMPLAINING IF A MAN LIKE HIM SHOWED UP IN MY LIFE LIKE YEAH HE CAN BE KIND OF A DICKHEAD BUT BRO HES SO SUPPORTIVE AND PATIENT 😭🙏 HES A FLAVOURFUL NICE GUY

Im not saying im into ‘Mitch Lawson’ per se, but I also wouldn’t be complaining if there was a ‘Mitch Lawson’ adjacent man who was hot and oddly really into me and also really strong and reliable who shows up and tries to kind of annoyingly, persistently be there to support me with all of my various problems in life

These books are so white

Im not gonna say this book is good per se… but am I enjoying it? Wwweeellllll…

Im so embarrassed im reading this BUT it feels like an improved Breathe by far (because the main girl is so me? Like?? Girl im ALSO miserable and working retail like we are so the same and i am offended that reviewers are calling her annoying because her pathetic fuck ass thought process is literally me 😭🙏)